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I've never been able to make friends. And I can't even make friends on the internet... I don't even know how I accomplish that.

So how does one go about making friends on the internet?
What is the purpose of a tumblr?
Why are some people so lousy but overconfident but others are great and have no confidence?
(I'm not referring to myself so no confidence boosting compliments required)
Why does my cat insist upon sitting on my neck when I lay down?
Why does my cat lick the afghan my Grandma made me?
How can I sleep for 15 hours and then fall asleep for the night after only being awake for 6 hours but other times be awake for a few days and not being tired at all?
How would one build the determination to stop being lazy and accomplish goals?
How can one person drink 8 glasses of water in a day and have time to do other things?
How can one person afford all the servings of fruits and veggies they are supposed to consume everyday?
Why do Reese's eggs taste so much better than regular Reese's? They're made with the same stuff right?
Do bugs breathe? I mean I imagine they do because they eat and drink but I've never read anything saying how bugs intake oxygen...

The "My First Disney Princess" Ariel Doll is flawed, she was born a mermaid and should not have legs. Someone please fix that.

I hate hate hate it when people say mega blocks are legos! I don't like it when people lump in Anastasia and Odette with Disney Princesses.

Compliments make me very uncomfortable. Especially ones about my appearance. And any talent someone thinks I may have. That being said some insults make my heart race and my stomach hurt.

I don't mind cussing and joking around but some some people are crude in situations where it doesn't call for it. Saying variations of the word Fuck all the time sort of loses the emphasis the word has.
Instead of "Oh they're serious about this" it's "Oh they don't know any adjectives"
I guess I don't really care for "shock" humor anymore, even though it's not a shock anymore since it's everywhere.

If time travel was possible I believe it would only be allowed in the time frame of your own life, your mind would go to your old body. I know the whole thought is ridiculous but I don't understand how a physical body would be able to be carried through time. I would think thought could *eventually* travel through airwaves like a radio frequency.

I just spewed nonsense all over you! :B

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~eris-chaos-goddess Apr 5, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh and I curl up in my chair whenever I see these [link]
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~eris-chaos-goddess Apr 5, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I don't like eye-contact, hand-shaking or physical contact in general.
I met my hubby on the interwebs. He is 41 and I am 20.
My neutered cat humps pillows. My ferret steals wallets, pens, flip-flops, and cat-food.
Semis have it out for me.
I am vaguely(read; BLATANTLY) misogynistic towards women in the media.
Curse words only make me laugh when they are bleeped.
A skin-head once called me beautiful, then told me how he re-enacted death every day. I had my husband drive me home.
Boobs are fun.


There. I hope that answered all your questions.
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:iconjessicaelephant:
That didn't exactly answer my questions but made me laugh :)

I make eye contact only because I was told it was rude not too... I also do not like being touched.

I've never had a male pet and your statement kind of makes me glad. I would never be able to look at my pillows the same way again!
...Did you teach your ferret to steal wallets. I mean aside from how bad it would be to have your wallet stolen that's kind of awesome.

I don't drive because it's a super phobia of mine... along with everything else in the world.

I get an extreme "Don't tell me what to do" attitude when an actress is on t.v. asking me to give 50 cents a day to something or actually recommends "We as a people" do something I don't know why because I'm actually pretty passive and go with the flow.

I think I came across as a big prude on the cussing thing. I just meant I think people should show a little common sense on when to use it or not.
With your friends, yeah. When you meet someone else's Grandma, no. And to not say the same word over and over again. I feel the same way about girls saying "Like" all the time. Just find another word!
Of course I think it's really funny when it's bleeped but they un-bleep for obscure words so you have absolutely no idea what they're saying and when it's accompanied with wild hand gestures.

The only skin head I think I've seen was in Germany. I accidentally stepped on his foot after the bus jerked and I couldn't keep my balance. He was not happy about that. I said I was sorry but since I was embarrassed I said it in English which I think made him madder, he glared at me the whole ride.
... what a horrible unexpected link ;P
When I see a spider I put on my stompin' boots. If they don't want to get stomped they need to stay out of the house.

I think I need a recall if they're supposed to be fun :/
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~eris-chaos-goddess Apr 6, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ferrets are just naturally mischievous. They have a persistent "mine" issue. She once tried to take my shiny marbles and I was all "noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!"

My cat tries to mate with my ferret *shudders*. But he runs from my guinea pigs.

This skinhead told me big women like me don't get enough love. I kept folding clothes, panicking on the inside, then I got my hubby to get me. I could have just walked home, but I had a suspicion that Skinhead MacRacist was just gonna follow and kill me. I finally got over that fear yesterday. Sort of.

I went on a site that censored you if you said vagina, but not if you said penis. I taunted the mods, asking them if penis is safer, if it made them feel better.

When I see a spider, I shudder, squeal, and get my husband to kill it. Last time I saw a spider was a few days ago. It was a Black Widow at my door. I was rubbing my arms all day.
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Your poor ferret! Your cat is a rapist! Of course all of nature is a rapist...
The Nature channel has desensitized me.

I went for a job interview at Macy's once and this guy was giving me a tour of the place, kept saying over and over that I'll probably get the job but he had to interview another person. I got this horrible vibe from him. Gave me his personal cell phone number to call the next monday about the job. I just kept thinking this guy was going to kill me and wear my face as a mask... but I really needed a job. I called him monday a few times which is really awkward for me. He wouldn't answer. Then I got an email saying there was never a job opening in the first place and to thank me for my resume and to keep looking for job openings in the future... SO um if there was no job who the hell was I interviewing with?

I hate spiders. I was being stupid at college and swinging around a pole just being childish, now I realize I probably looked like a stripper but ANYWAY I looked an inch above my hand on the other side of the pole and a black widow was just sitting there probably too busy laughing at how stupid I was before biting me. I usually can't work up the nerve to squish them myself but since my husband is away I have to do it :(
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~eris-chaos-goddess Apr 11, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You think my cat is a rapist my guinea pig Angel orgasmed on my hubby's arm while trying to rape my youngest guinea pig. All my Pigs are boys, too...

I just have a nervous habit around people that stare at me or approach me. I don't like it too much yet I love talking.

I once scalded a Roach to death with coffee...
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:iconjessicaelephant:
Wow I had no idea... I am never getting a male pet ever.

I sprayed a spider with a cleaner spray once while cleaning the tub. I swear it screamed and no one believes me.
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~eris-chaos-goddess Apr 11, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Aww but my guinea pigs are soooooooo lovable. Gabriel screams when you hold him though. And tries to eat hair. And dances when you rub his butt.

I took a bath and saw a spider right. on. the. facet. I screamed my face red and jumped out of that tub. My family thought I was being murdered. My life flashed before my eyes.
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:iconjessicaelephant:
I was wondering if I could ask you a male cat question...?
Anyway we got this one cat when we were living in Germany, in Germany they fix the strays and tattoo their ears with a register number I guess then release them back on the street. We've always assumed this cat (Moochie) was a girl, the vet kept referring to Moochie as a he. We were very confused and kept asking the vet about it, but the Vet didn't seem to understand what we were asking. We'd say "You mean she?" Stuff like that but he looked at us like we were stupid and then kept talking. I know it's really hard to tell a male and female kitten apart, I don't know what changes happen after growing. We've never had a male cat so I was wondering:
Is their 'junk' noticeable before or after being fixed? We've had this cat since 2001, we've been calling it a girl forever.
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*NapalmPrincess Mar 13, 2012  Student General Artist
I've never had friends and I can't make them, people just don't seem to like me, but I learned to live with it, that's when you get 5 cats. :)

Also no insects do not breath per-say, but they do however perform a similar if not identical function through gas exchange throughout their bodies with a series of tubes called "tracheal systems".
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