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I have some reviews for you: I'm not a picky food eater, but I'm picky at everything else I do, I usually don't agree with anyone on movies. PLEASE don't make my "review" of these things keep you from seeing them and deciding for yourself.

Stardust (book): Hated the way it was written, author skipped over important details and covered a six months journey in a single sentence. To tell you the truth half the time I didn't really know what was going on.

Stardust (Movie): I didn't like this movie, it made the book seem like some masterpiece. It was like they didn't even read the book to get the movie from. The only thing these characters had in common with the book characters was their names.

Mario Galaxy: I this game, it's fun, even though a few camera angles make me a little sick, it's challenging for my little brain and it's cute (I love cute things if you couldn't tell) And I'm totally on my way to savin' that Princess again!

Sweeney Todd: I liked it, I heard a lot of people complaining about Johnny Depp's sing, I personally didn't think he was too bad. Even though I think Helena was much better and I enjoyed her character through the movie. I think it's pretty easy to figure out what's going to happen in the movie but it didn't ruin the movie. VERY GORY *just thought you should know* I think I would have enjoyed it more if the girl at the bottom row stopped opening her phone. It was very bright and I was in the top back row and people around me were even complaining about her.

The Bucket List: Much better than I thought it would be. Actually I kind of liked it, it was sweet, almost made me cry. I don't really know how to describe it.

Juno: Cute, very cute. Juno's got quite a mouth on her (cussing really doesn't bother me but when it's every other word it gets a little annoying) I loved the characters. Would have enjoyed it more if the girls next to me would stop commenting on everything:
"Oh My Gawd!!!!!! Her phone is so big!"
"EWWW! She's wearing her socks! Look at her socks!"
"What is she doing with those pants?" "She's making them bigger...OMG!"
"Did you like it?" "I dunno it was crazy!" "Yeah! It was so crazy!"

Then the guy behind me would answer any questions a character in the movie would ask. Only the person with them and those two retarded girls next to me would laugh at him.

Then the girl in front of me (Now I usually don't make fun of the way people look but...) This girl had a nose... A NOSE a big gigantic nose, and every time she opened her big bright beacon light cell phone (I have the same phone, it is BRIGHT! that's why I don't take it with me to the movies) I could see her big gigantic nose. It was like the Disney cartoon Ichabod Crane nose...PEOPLE PLEASE STOP TEXT MESSAGING IN THE MOVIE THEATER! At least stop sitting around me and doing it.


Sorry for my poor writing, blame the schools systems they make Army brats go to.


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